Current release
Mike Rowe Plastic Man
A microscopic collectible plastic man designed to be swallowed—because every body needs some body.
These are the things
that we made.
Brilliant ideas and products that our board and lawyers said were pretty good.
01 Current drop
Available now
02 Archive
Previously available
MASTERPIECE 002
AI Sauce
Artificial intelligence, conveniently bottled as a condiment. Net wt. 4GB.
MASTERPIECE 003
Pepto Soda
The familiar pink pharmacy aesthetic, now carbonated and completely unhelpful.
MASTERPIECE 004
Reptilian Action Figure
A collectible Reptilian Data Overlord action figure. You're still the product.